"Hello, ladies, look at your commander, now back to me, now look at Coruscant, now look at me looking at Coruscant. Who am I? I am Gillad Pellaeon. Look down, back up! Where are you? You're on the bridge of an Imperial Star Destroyer, where the crew is /not/ being strangled for petty mistakes. Awesome. What's that on your back? It's an Ysalimiri, protecting you from dangerous Jedi tricks. Anything is possible when you follow Thrawn. I'm next to a command chair."