Something I'll Never Get Back
I was grocery shopping the other day, and I realized something I miss.
Buying condoms.
Most people would have seen this as a chore they were happy to be rid of, and granted, it's nice not to have to strangle my soldier with a balloon when I feel like being intimate with my smokin' hot wife, but there's another factor.
When you bring condoms up to the register, the cashier notices. Having worked as one before, I will clarify that they ALWAYS notice. And if it's a slow moving line, everyone standing next to the belt notices. (I was never one for trying to bury them under other purchases.) Your access to romance explosion time was a matter of public knowledge.
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terrykun) wrote,
thoughtful
