(We have an older patron who comes into the library to use the Internet. She’s around 65 and not computer literate, so we help her out whenever she needs us.)
Patron: “Miss, could you help me? I don’t understand what is happening.”
Me: “What’s the problem?”
Patron: “I think I had a stroke or something!”
Me: “Oh my God, what do you feel?”
Patron: “Well, I can’t understand the words on the computer. It doesn’t make any sense! I’m so confused!”
(She seems fine, just aggravated, but I call over my co-worker who is in a nursing program.)
Me: “Can you check her out real quick?”
Coworker: “You’re fine. What did you feel?”
Patron: “Well, nothing. But, all of a sudden, I lost my ability to understand writing. I opened an email from my granddaughter and I didn’t understand a word of it!”
(My coworker and I read the email:)
Coworker: “Um, I think she just wrote in a hurry and didn’t realize that you didn’t understand her shorthand. It’s teenspeak, so it’s a little hard to understand.”
Patron: “Oh, thank God…such a stupid girl! I’m going to tell my son to throw her TV and computer away and make her read some books!”
Me: “Ma’am, you’re preaching to the choir.”
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